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The Guy's Gorilla Quiz

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Instructions to take The Guy's Gorilla Quiz:
  1. This Quiz is for men to take about THEMSELVES, to identify their Man-imal type.
  2. Remember, there is no perfect man or perfect lover. Each woman has unique wants for her man. However, for most women, it is ideal to have a high score (5 or better) in Gorilla. This is because Gorillas are loving and non-critical.
  3. You will get your results instantly, plus an email to keep for your records.
  4. There are 36 questions on The Quiz. The highest possible score for any Man-imal type is 9.
  5. Your highest score is your MAIN Man-imal type, but you will also have a score for every type, which indicates what percent you are of each type.
 
1. Most women find me sexually attractive. *This question is required.
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2. I prefer power careers (CEO, police, military) so I can make sure things are handled right. *This question is required.
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3. I am very ambitious and willing to work harder than most others to achieve financial success. *This question is required.
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4. I am dedicated to regular workouts and maybe into body building. *This question is required.
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5. I am extra picky about my grooming; I keep myself, car and home immaculate. *This question is required.
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6. I'm into extreme sports such as: downhill skiing, para-gliding, car racing, etc. *This question is required.
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7. I really like to get together with my friends and I am often the organizer of the party. *This question is required.
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8. I read a broad range of subjects and enjoy discussing ideas. *This question is required.
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9. Social issues are important to me, such as Habitat for Humanity, Green Peace, or climate change. *This question is required.
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10. I think most everyone is a good guy. If they have issues, there is probably a good reason. *This question is required.
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11. It’s a sign of my superiority when I notice the flaws in things. *This question is required.
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12. Sometimes I have bad luck, but other people often try to blame it on me. *This question is required.
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13. I know how to set the stage for romance; with candles, flowers, and the right words. *This question is required.
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14. I am a natural leader and prefer careers with power, such as politics, manager, military, or police, etc. *This question is required.
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15. It's important to me to have the BEST of everything; car, house, boat, watch, etc. *This question is required.
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16. Physical health is important, so I know carb and calorie counts of many foods, and sometimes drink protein shakes. *This question is required.
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17. Appearance is important to me and I work to make myself and my environment attractive. *This question is required.
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18. Some people might call me an adrenaline junkie. I'm willing to push the limits, even take a chance that others might consider a risk. *This question is required.
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19. I like to joke and have fun, but never at the expense of others, just silly stuff. *This question is required.
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20. I think education is important, so I expand my knowledge through intellectual pursuits. *This question is required.
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21. I'm willing to work to make improvements in society, and of course I vote accordingly. *This question is required.
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22. Kids are great, whether mine or the neighbors. They bring a lot of joy to the world. *This question is required.
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23. It's appropriate for me to critique others when they could/should be doing better. *This question is required.
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24. I've been treated unfairly by teachers, bosses, etc who had it in for me. *This question is required.
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25. I've had more sexual partners than the average man. *This question is required.
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26. When others don't agree with me, it's "my way or the highway." *This question is required.
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27. I see myself in a business career where I would usually wear a suit and tie. *This question is required.
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28. I choose clothes to show off the body I've worked hard to get, such as sleeveless tanks or tight T-shirts. *This question is required.
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29. I am artistic and drawn toward creative careers; such as artist, interior design or architecture. *This question is required.
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30. I like adventure, including travel (even backpacking) to exotic places. *This question is required.
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31. I think its fun to goof around and don't mind if others think I'm a goof ball. *This question is required.
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32. I gravitate toward academic or scientific careers, e.g. teacher, computers, mathematician, engineer, or similar field. *This question is required.
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33. I am commited to charitable or religious causes and donate my time and/or resources. *This question is required.
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34. I'm a cuddly kind of guy, who likes to touch and hold the ones I love. *This question is required.
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35. Some people want to be thanked for doing a good job, but I am a perfectionist and expect everyone to do their best. *This question is required.
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36. You have to watch out for the other guy, because most people are willing to take advantage of you. *This question is required.
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