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Schmience! Student Solutions

Denoument

Ahh, Ohh, I see, uh huh...

How's it going with that question that was eating your guts out? Now that you've had a chance to meet with our team of super geniuses, answer these questions again so we can see if any of their super geniusness rubbed off on you. If you're still mad as hell and can't take it anymore, we want you to join us and become a Schmientist.

1. What is your name? *This question is required.

2. What is your email address? *This question is required. This question requires a valid email address.

3. How old are you? *This question is required. This question requires a valid number format.

4. What subjects are you interested in? *This question is required.

English
History
Science
Math
Social Studies
PE
Quantum Chromodynamics

5. How would you like to continue to contribute as a Schmientist?

6. If you want to join us and become a Schmientist, what is your field of study?

7. Tell us something new you've learned.

8. Do you have any new puzzling dilemmas?

9. The sun is a.... *This question is required.

10. What is gravity?

11. Do dogs know what time it is?

12. What is science?

13. What did you learn in our discussion groups?

14. How would you make all this better?

15. After meeting with our team of super geniuses, what do you now think kills vampires?

silver bullets
stake in their heart
cut off their head
water
fire
garlic
radiation

16. What happens when they die?

they explode
they melt
they turn to dust
they burst into flames
they turn into slime
they age real fast and then turn into dust
they go to vampire heaven

17. Now that you have been enlightened by our team of super geniuses, what is the correct way to kill a zombie?

cut off their head
shoot them in the guts
fire
water
sunlight
smash their brains
rip out their heart

18. What happens when they die?

they explode
they melt
they turn to dust
they turn to slime
they never die
they turn to stone

19. Would you be willing to appear on camera on Schmience?

20. What should we call our super secret hideout?

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