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The Gorilla Quiz

The Quiz

Instructions to take The Gorilla Quiz:
  1. You can take The Quiz as many times as you like, for any man you know (ex-lover, boyfriend, or husband).
  2. You will get your results INSTANTLY, and an email to keep for your records.
1. He believes that all women find him attractive. *This question is required.
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2. He is drawn to power careers, (CEO, police, military) has a need to be in charge and wants to control others. *This question is required.
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3. He is highly ambitious, works hard, focused on achieving financial success. *This question is required.
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4. He is dedicated to regular workouts and may be into body building. *This question is required.
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He is artistic and drawn to creative careers: musician, architect, interior design, artist, etc.
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6. He loves extreme sports: wants to participate in downhill skiing, para-gliding, car racing, etc. *This question is required.
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7. He has a lot of friends, is always willing to party and may even be the social organizer. *This question is required.
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8. He is very well read and likes to discuss ideas. *This question is required.
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9. He is passionate about social issues and wants to improve the world; Green Peace, Habitats for Humanity, etc. *This question is required.
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10. He is accepting and non-critical, therefore others around him feel good about themselves. *This question is required.
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11. He looks for flaws and makes negative comments, perhaps so he can feel superior. *This question is required.
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12. He avoids being accountable for his own negative results, thinks it was just bad luck. *This question is required.
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13. He can be romantic and focused on pleasing you: candles, flowers, flattering words, etc. *This question is required.
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14. He is drawn to power careers, i.e.: politician, CEO, military, or police. *This question is required.
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15. He works to have the best of everything: best car, house, boat, watch, etc. *This question is required.
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16. He is focused on physical health; knows carb and calorie counts of foods and may drink protein shakes, etc. *This question is required.
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17. His appearance is important, has good grooming and may have an extensive wardrobe and use a variety of accessories; scarves, hats, watches, etc. *This question is required.
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18. He is an adrenaline junkie, likes to try new challenges and push limits for excitement. *This question is required.
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19. He has a friendly sense of humor. Likes to play jokes on other, but never mean, just silly. *This question is required.
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20. He is highly educated, and tends to expand his knowledge through intellectual pursuits. *This question is required.
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21. He has high ideals for society, works to make improvements and votes accordingly. *This question is required.
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22. Children are comfortable with him and may think he's their buddy. *This question is required.
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23. He often criticizes others and sees himself as knowing what's best. *This question is required.
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24. He blames others for his poor performance: teachers, parents, society, etc. *This question is required.
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25. Attracting numerous women is the way he reassures himself of his value. *This question is required.
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26. He is tenacious and determined to have things his way. "My way or the highway." *This question is required.
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27. He prefers a business career and may wear a suit and tie daily. *This question is required.
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28. He wears clothing to show off his physical build; tight T-shirts, sleeveless tanks, etc. *This question is required.
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29. He is drawn toward visually aesthetic careers; such as artist, interior design or architecture. *This question is required.
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30. He is adventurous and likes to travel (back pack?) to exotic locations. *This question is required.
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31. He can be a goof-ball, very playful and may sometimes seem immature. *This question is required.
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32. He gravitates toward academic or science careers, ie: computers, teacher, writer, mathematics, or similar field. *This question is required.
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33. He is committed to charitable or religious causes. Donates his time and/or resources. *This question is required.
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34. He is very tactile and cuddly. He is comfortable with holding hands or other PDAs. *This question is required.
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35. He is a perfectionist and overly demanding of everyone, without genuine appreciation for their efforts. *This question is required.
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36. He thinks he is the victim of others bad intentions. *This question is required.
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