1. Friends, Romans, countrymen describe you as:

• Indecisive.
• A warrior and a leader (that's not to say you aren't without some major flaws).
• A little controlling (manipulative might be a better word).
• A bad influence, but great at parties.
• Sort of crazy.
• Independent, strong-willed, good-hearted, and downright clever. (Be honest, this is what others think about you.)

2. After a long day scheming, plotting or just wandering around the forest, you're in the mood for:

• Trail mix.
• Haggis (or, just hearts and livers and lungs on their own).
• Too depressed to eat: your father and brother were just killed by your lover.
• Banquet style cuisine.
• Frikadeller (meat balls), flæskesteg (roast pork with crackling) or kogt torsk (poached cod) with mustard sauce sure sounds good.
• Beer.

3. When you're crowned king or queen, it'll be because of:

• Friends in high places.
• Your spouse's nagging.
• Revenge.
• Marrying well.
• Trust me, it's not going to happen.
• Love. (Not everything has to be a downer.)

4. A few witches tell you your fortune, what do you do?

• Let it consume you.
• You make your own fortune.
• Witches?! I'm out of here...

5. A fairy gives you a love potion, the first person you see is:

• Not the person, just the crown.
• Your mother.
• Let's just say, your family won't approve.
• The forest is sort of like a hippie commune: free love.
• Any lass or lad will do.

6. If you could change one thing about yourself:

• You'd be less bloodthirsty.
• Couples therapy might have helped, but that ship has sailed.
• You'd be a little more brave.
• Not one thing.
• Maybe you shouldn't have moved home after college.
• You wouldn't fall for the wrong person.

7. If you had to pick, which do you prefer:

• Breaking Bad
• The Daily Show
• A film by Ken Burns