This is a test of both your Christmas trivia knowledge and sense of humor. Please do your best and upon submitting you'll be entered in our competition - prizes go to best snark since the real answers are easily looked up! Feel free to submit multiple times.
NOTE the answer text fields are tiny because ti costs three times as much to enlarge them. Be encouraged to write lloooooooooooooooong answers! One word answers are low commitment and lamish!